I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THIS EARTH!!
Lautrec. Lolo. Lolobolo.
Lolo-the-Man. Lolo the Dude. The King.
Baby. (Oops, you aren't supposed to know that I like it when Mom calls me Baby.) Gorgeous. Sweets. Love. And I could go on and on...
Which means I am WAAAAAAAAYYY above lowly Ellwood and Ginger.
They are just dogs.
Dawgs. Daaahguuhs. DUUUUUHHHHhhggz.
And when I sit in my magic sweater basket, evfurryone must call me:
So bow down you lowly DUUHHhhggz and heed me!!!
And know that if you do not, my faithful slave, Tiny,
WILL WAP YOU GOOD!!