Friday, 12 August 2011

DaBadCats Speak Out

WARNING: Do NOT be influenced by this picture. This critter; this little squirt, is a downright terror! Believe me, this little goof-ball of a dawg should be locked up behind bars night and day until it is a dog.


What?? Do NOT tell me that you think this gal is cute. No, no, no, no, no!! Don't be a sucker to her terror charms...she is a wild little whirlwind with razor-sharp teeth and a tail that swings back and forth at a billion miles per hour (which she does to hypnotise you and make you hers)...look away - QUICK!!

We, the FELINES (seen here watching from the 'safety' of our perches), don't mind the little girl too much (no, we WILL NEVER cuddle with her and no, we will never stop hissing at her!!), but, we FELINES; are nearly not bothered any more by Ellwood. But I seriously fear that by accepting either of those dawgs in any way it will be a breach of our Kit-o-catic oath. We do hope for peace in the house, but that will ALWAYS have to come on OUR TERMS!

12 comments:

Brian said...

Oh no, I smell trouble brewing!

Fuzzy Tales said...

We think you're both remarkably calm about the whole thing!

Prancer Pie said...

You are taking this so well! It looks like little Gin fizz is behind purrison bars! Purrs.

Au and Target said...

Oh come on, he looks so sweet! He can't be a terror, not really, can he?

Cory said...

Jonesie here!

Do not...I repeat...do not turn your back on the little terror. I meow from experience that cute looking woofies can be total terrors....

Cory here!

Um...she is awfully cute. Yeah I know...I'm a sucker.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

the photo of "jail" is hilarious!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Vidock said...

We think it is perfectly fair and just that all dawgs should defer to you. After all, you were there first!

Purrs,
The Chans

Madi and Mom said...

OMC OMD Ginger is absolutely 100% adorable. Ooops sorry Lolo and Tiny didn't mean to say that outloud. MOL
Ginger and Ellwood are precious together and they will be good for one another.
Big hugs Madi

Junior and Orion said...

We imagine puppies are similar to small children...and we aren't too fond of them! Meowm let two in the other night. they wereokay for a few minutes, but then the spazzed out and freked us out. Meowm finally showed them the door. We don't know who was more happy to see them go, us or Meowm.

meowmeowmans said...

Must ... look ... away! That little one does look kind of cute, but we didn't look straight on, we swear! :)

The Chair Speaks said...

...but he's so cute! Perhaps you could talk terms again?

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Awwww ... we fink mom's been hypnotised already by the cuteness.