Mom and Dad were invited to a BBQ last week, but it was coldish outside so they all went inside while the high point of the evening was outside with me...two big pig legs cooking over a slow fire. The smell was OUT OF THIS WORLD!!
But would you believe that while that delicious meat was cooking I was tied up about a mile away?? There I was suffering horribly as I sat and smelled helplessly. SUFFERING!! Surely it could be considered cruelty to animals for torturing me like that!!
I means SERIOUSLY, what does a guy have to do to get respect (and a big hunk of meat)? Tell me!! What tricks must I perform? I will do anything!!