Sunday, 10 October 2010

TINY: Lautrec is a Weenie




Hi there Everyone, Tiny here. I just need to; have to; AM DYING TO TELL YOU, that LAUTREC IS A WEENIE!! Seriously, a bigger baby I have NEVER seen. Why? Well, these are the facts: Lautrec is a mancat and he weighs about 6kg (+/-); Ellwood is a dog and he weighs at best 1 kilo. Who is afraid of whom between them? Lautrec is afraid of Ellwood. Ha! Don't be fooled by those photos of Lautrec letting Ellwood sleep on top of him...the truth is HE WAS TOO PETRIFIED TO MOVE! Seriously!! If that had been me, I would have made a quick turn and popped that puppy upside the head, but Lautrec stays glued to the spot and just makes goofy eyes.

Mom has started a 'de-sensitizing' routine with Lautrec and Ellwood. Of course, Ellwood has no problems with Lautrec and would love nothing more than to just play a good game of tag with him then crash next to him for a nice nap. But Lolo the big mancat (ha!) just gets all sissy-hissy and runs off like a girly. In light of this, Mom has started to gently give the two of them time together. These moments usually occur when one of the two fur-people in question is sleeping or on the verge of it - usually the rambunctious Ellwood - and the other one feels like sleeping, too. Here is a visual from last nights episode. Note that Lautrec has the comfortable cat carry sack (to protect and separate him from the beastie killer dog) while poor Ellwood is simply lying next to the bag. Ellwood gave Lautrec a couple of quick dog kisses on Lautrec's smacker much to the dismay of Lautrec then plopped down and proceeded to fall asleep. Lautrec just lay there making faces. Lautrec is not only a weenie, but I think he is an imposter...he can't be a mancat and be such a weenie at the same time!! I told him to 'strap on a pair' and go tell Ellwood what he really thinks of him, but do you think he takes my advice? No. Please people, can any of you get through to Lautrec??


Tell me the truth - does this look like a beastie killer dog to you???

15 comments:

Kea said...

I told him to 'strap on a pair'....

Hahahahahaha! Tiny, our mom is almost peeing herself laughing. Brilliant post!

Madi and Mom said...

Tiny
you have cracked mom up....hissy sissy the visual that goes with that is just about too much.

Oh my cats I was wondering how to introduce a wild child puppy to two
Distinguished Felines....the approach I see is a sneak attack through the back door.

MOL...I'm off to look for my own personal hissy sissy.

Lolo I love you just the way you are...don't listen to Tiny she is green with envy.

Madi

Daisy said...

The look on Lautrec's face says it all!

Brian said...

That is way too funny! I think you will have to give Lautrec the right example to follow...then some time!

Jacqueline said...

Funny post, silly girl!!...We kind of feel bad for Lolo though, cause Tiny, you know girls are always tougher than the guys...We hope you all will be friends shortly, but, of course, we know you will rule with the smacky paw :)...Girl Power!!...Kisses and hugs=we love you all, sweet friends...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Cory said...

We're on the floor rolling with laugther Tiny! ::shhh:: don't tell Lautrec anything.

Katnip Lounge said...

Well, Ellwood looks like ravenous slavering wolf-spawn to US!

NOT!!!!

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Sparkle said...

Ellwood does not look like a meanie killer dog... but I bet he smells funny! I don't get what Lautrec's problem is either. The dog here weighs nearly 10 times what I do and I have no issue giving her a few good slaps - for no reason at all, just because I feel like it! These dogs, you gotta show 'em who's boss!

Malyss said...

poor Lolo: has to endure Tiny's jokes and killer-dog..Hard times! :))

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... He doesn't look TOO dangerous to us. Poor Lolo....

Iva said...

Ha ha ha that is tooo hillarous :-D

That made my day, Cat :o) I cannot wait to hear more of the bonding stories :)

Well, Mr E is such a good actor :)and it seems he quite likes the flashy beast :) oooh, is that his...I love his ... you know... tummie ...never mind ;-)

George the Lad said...

Come on Lautrec your a cat, he's a pup, you have got to show him the way, poor little fella wants to be your friend.
See Yea George xxx

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Awwwww ... he's no beastie killer pup, he's CUTE!

AttieCattie said...

i am with you all the way, my Lolo. it is Not Right.

Junior and Orion said...

Well, Ellwodd doesn't look like a beastie dog.....but he does have some growing to do....just saying.