Hi there Everyone, Tiny here. I just need to; have to; AM DYING TO TELL YOU, that LAUTREC IS A WEENIE!! Seriously, a bigger baby I have NEVER seen. Why? Well, these are the facts: Lautrec is a mancat and he weighs about 6kg (+/-); Ellwood is a dog and he weighs at best 1 kilo. Who is afraid of whom between them? Lautrec is afraid of Ellwood. Ha! Don't be fooled by those photos of Lautrec letting Ellwood sleep on top of him...the truth is HE WAS TOO PETRIFIED TO MOVE! Seriously!! If that had been me, I would have made a quick turn and popped that puppy upside the head, but Lautrec stays glued to the spot and just makes goofy eyes.
Mom has started a 'de-sensitizing' routine with Lautrec and Ellwood. Of course, Ellwood has no problems with Lautrec and would love nothing more than to just play a good game of tag with him then crash next to him for a nice nap. But Lolo the big mancat (ha!) just gets all sissy-hissy and runs off like a girly. In light of this, Mom has started to gently give the two of them time together. These moments usually occur when one of the two fur-people in question is sleeping or on the verge of it - usually the rambunctious Ellwood - and the other one feels like sleeping, too. Here is a visual from last nights episode. Note that Lautrec has the comfortable cat carry sack (to protect and separate him from the beastie killer dog) while poor Ellwood is simply lying next to the bag. Ellwood gave Lautrec a couple of quick dog kisses on Lautrec's smacker much to the dismay of Lautrec then plopped down and proceeded to fall asleep. Lautrec just lay there making faces. Lautrec is not only a weenie, but I think he is an imposter...he can't be a mancat and be such a weenie at the same time!! I told him to 'strap on a pair' and go tell Ellwood what he really thinks of him, but do you think he takes my advice? No. Please people, can any of you get through to Lautrec??
Tell me the truth - does this look like a beastie killer dog to you???