OK Everyone, today SHOULD HAVE BEEN D-Day. The day Mom has been talking to us about for some time even though she hasn't really explained what D is. But apparently Mom was expecting something very important for the 'D' in the mail AND IT DIDN'T COME so D-Day has been postponed until Monday or Tuesday. We aren'tsure which day...depends on the post.
Well, just the same, while Mom and Dad were out of the house yesterday I put on my my Detective Lolo Snooper hat (no, not a real hat, just a proverbial one) and snuck onto Mom's computer to see if I could find more information on this D-Day mystery. I am a very good snooper...I mean DETECTIVE...just look at the worrisome and very incriminating pictures I found...
WHO IS THAT??? WHAT IS THAT??? IS THAT A DEE-OOOHHH-GEEE sleeping on Mom's lap? I'm certain it's Mom's lap because I know that pink sweater... she was wearing it the other day while we had to wait in the car (like for a million hours!!) and after she got back into the car smelled like DeeOoohhGeee!! And look at these OTHER pictures - they were right there on her computer in plain site under a file called 'Ellwood'...They weren't even hidden so I wouldn't find them...OMC! What does this mean? Does Mom not love me any more????
I even found a picture of DAD and this DeeOoohhGee!! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?? I am so worried that these are photos of the D in D-Day...it can't just be coincidence!! But Mom and Dad are not home now and don't expect to be until later....WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO IF THEY BRING A DEE-OOOOHHH-GEEE HOME TODAY???? Hisssssssssssssssss!! You bet your lovely tummies that I will keep you posted on events....hopefully I will have more news to give you tomorrow. Keep your paws crossed for us. Oh, and BTW, I just did a little search through the cookies on Mom's computer and one name kept coming up over and over....Parson Russell Terror (or something like that)....who is this Parson Russell Terror guy and could he have something to do with D-Day??? I don't think I like him already...I mean 'hey!' who has a last name like 'Terror'???
P.S. Today everyone is in yellow in honor of LIVESTRONG. May a cure soon be found for all cancers. Our Mom has also lost many friends and family to the big, bad C including her first, very beloved Siamese, Lao'tza. We send purrs to all who have survived or are suffering now and to all those who have lost loved ones. Live strong and be strong together and together we can find a cure...it starts with each of us and our belief that soon a cure will be found so that cancer will beome history.