Why?

I thought this was a good Halloween costume...

but nobody gave me any candy!!

Why??

Silly Saturday

Mom says I am goofy dawgie.

Why on eawf wouwd she say dat?

Pewsonohwy, I fink I am wadder iw-wessisable!!

Manly Friday

Shortly after this picture was taken, Ellwood couldn't contain himself and just HAD to come closer and closer to me so that he could try to take a tiny nip out of my backside. I told him several times to just leave me alone, but he wouldn't/couldn't....so I got up and left.

That means I win, right?

Pooped Thursday

You might think I'm sleeping AGAIN, but actually, I really don't get much sleep because I always have to keep at least one eye open and on Ellwood. How can I actually relax if I have to constantly be on the alert? Boy am I'm pooped!

Wordless Wednesday

Tiny's Tuesday

Hello there! I'm just hanging out on the high ground looking lovely and watching the very entertaining Ellwood 'dig' in his blanket.

I find it very interesting to see what entertains a dog...does this one not realise that he is on a tile floor and that his digging is FOR NOTHING?? Hello? Dog? Is anyone in there?? haha!

All I can say is that we cats deserve the throne we are on...at least WE don't dig for nothing...only to cover our business...dogs can't even do that!! Tisk. Such lowly creatures they are.

Laser Monday

Lasers are fully-charged and have been set to stun...target is in sight but we can't can't get a fix on it because it won't stop moving.

Stop moving...stop moving...

STOP MOVING!!!

Dang!! hyperactive target is trying to make us sleepy by running around in circles. Oh no! His tactic might be working...we're both starting to feel sleepy....

Spastic Sunday

I wove, WOVE, wohwing awound on my bed wif my bwanket.

Wohwing, wohwing, wohwing!!!

Oh! wife is good!! I see de cats aw watchin' me...

I bet dey wish dey couwd wohw so good!!

Haha!!

Pohw puddytats!!!

haha!!

Cats and Dogs (or: Lautrec and Ellwood)

Are cats and dogs really so different?

Is Lautrec really so different from Ellwood?

Check out the following comparisons...

Lautrec

Ellwood

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Lautrec

Ellwood

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Lautrec

Ellwood

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Lautrec

Ellwood

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Lautrec

Ellwood

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What is the difference?

Deleted Scene

Dis is a 'deweeted scene' from 'EwwWood's Toowah of Pwague', and I'm ownwee showing it to you becuz de odder day when Mom and me wewe taking pictuews of Pwague, my Auntie 'I' waz wif us so she saw aww of de pictuews we took (aktuawee, Auntie I took dis picteuwe!!) and she wanted Mom to post dis one becuz she finks I wook weawwy cute. I'm not schuwe I wike it cuz it makes me wook wike I have a weawwy big mouf!! Mom said it wooks wike I'm saying 'PEEPOE!! WEEVE ME AWONE PAWEEZE!!' Yoo must undewstand dat dere wewe sooooo many two-ists (it waz a Sunday) and evewywon kept wanting to pet me and touch me and ask so mane qwestions about me. Of cowse, I didn't mind doe I fink Mom was getting kinda tywowd of having to stop aww de time and say fings wike 'yes, he is a puppy'...'he is 2 monfs owd'...'a boy...' (geez!! can't dey teww I am a boy??? Aw dey bwind??)...'he is a Pawson Wussew Teuwwieuh'...'no, not a Jack Wussew Teuwwieuh'...'he wiww be about dis taww'...etc. So you see, me, I was WOVIN' aww of the wovin', but I fink Mom was pwetty tyword of being my spokesperson. Too bad I can't tawk...but it's a good fing I can wite!! haha!

Ellwood the Tour Guide

Hewwo Evewywon, tooday I'm going to take yoo on an EwwWood's visit of Pwague! Yoo weddy? Yes? OK!! Wet's go!!!

Ouw visit tooday begins in de pawk behind de Pwague Cassoh...wook at aww de pwetty weaves!! I wanted to wawk frou dis pawk, but dere was a sign dat said dat dawgs awe not awwowed so Mom had to cawwee me. But we did sneak a few pictuwes anyway cause I pwetended to be in my cawwying bag.

Hewe we awe in de Woyoh Pawwace Gawdens...yoo see behind me wawwes of de gawden and behind dem is a big awea like a fohwest whewe once upon a time dewe wewe BEAWS (bears)!!! In de distance yoo can see Dawibor (Dalibor) Tawah (Tower) on de weft, pawts of de cassoh and doze big pointie fings awe de tops of St Vitus Caffeedwaw (I wiwwe show yoo doze in a moment!). Coow, huh?

Wook behind me hewe...dat is St Vitus Caffeedwaw...it is vewy, vewy taww!! Way up above me awe de twin west spiwes (spires) at de west fwont/main entwance.

And dat gweenish tawah waaay up dere above my head is de Renaissance beww tahwah (Bell Tower)...maybe one day when I am big and stwong I wiww cwimb aww de way to de top...ow awmost since it iz not wewwy possibew to get to de vewwy vewwy top!!

And hewe is anudder side of St Vitus Caffeedwal. Dey caw dis 'de Gohden Pawtaw' (The Golden Portal).

And dat's me on one of the dawwes...I was kinda sweepy an din't feew wike wawkin so Mom put me hewe fow de picture.

Yep, and hewe I am again on anudder dawwe...I wiked being on de dawws because eveweewon waz sqeewwin becaws dey tot I waz so cute... and dey waz wite!! I am cute...mega cute!!

And hewe we awe wooking fwom de cassoh wawws down at de city...yoo can't wewwy see duh wivah, but I fink yoo can see de bwidge cawwed Checkoff (Cechuv) bwidge...and just bewowe is de pwetty gawden cawwed Wawwenstein (Wallenstein) Gawden. Waaaay back in de backgwound is de ugwee mahdewn Geezkov (Zizkov) Tawah which was biwded by de communists to bwok out aww wadio and tewevision waves from coming into de dis countwy. (Isn't dat just awful!?) But now it hewps to bwing dem in so dat is good!!

Now we awe on de wittew qwattah (Little Quarter) side of de Chawwaz Bwidge...see de tawwah behind me?

And hewe we awe wooking down at Chaowtovka (Certovka) which means in Czech 'de Deviw's Stweam' (the Devil's Stream) and awso de awea bewowe de bwidge.

Hewe, I'm takin' a wittle nap again, but in de bakgwound yoo can see de wivah Vawtava (Vltava - known in English as The Moldau) and pawt of de awea cawwed Kampa. Dewe on de wite is the modern moozeeuhm and de distance is Legii bwidge, Stwewestsky Eyewand (Strelecky Island) and de Nashunal tee-ate-hew.

Aw, and hewe is de wivah again, but fwom de udduh side!! Ova dewe is de Owd Town Side of de wivah...dat gween dome is pawt of de Cwementinumuhhh (Clementinum) and favvah ovah on de weft and behind is de Woo-doff-fin-uhm (Rudolfinum). Dat bwidge ova dere is cawwed Man-ness (Manes) bwidge.

I'm in my cawwying bag again and we awe on de Owd Town side...behind me is de Chawas Bwidge and ovah dere on yoh wite is de Pwague Cassoh. Can yoo beweev dat we wawked aww de way fwom dere? I am wewwy poooped!!

OK, dis wast pictuwe is wewwy NOT funny...I was sweeping and Mom put a dawg tweet (candy) on my mouwf to show dat I was sweeping wike a wog...nohmawwee I smeww de dawg tweets wite away but becuz I was so sweepy, I didn't smeww a fing!!

PeeEss...if yoo wiked dis toowah, wet me know and I wiww fink about annudah one I can take yoo on!!

PeeEssEss...Mom goofed up and put de same date fow dis post as she did fow de Wednesday post instead ov putting de Fursday date (21 Oct)...dat is why dere awe two posts today...gee Mom...wake up!!!

Wordless Wednesday

Tiny's Tuesday

Hi there Everyone!! I just want to thank you for all your wonderful purrs and thoughts and ideas on how I can get better.

As you can see, I'm looking pretty good and I have to say that I'm feeling much better and yes, I am drinking lots of water!! That idea about putting our water dish somewhere different than our food was a really good idea...I don't know why Mom didn't figure that one out before. Hmmm.

And you know what? Fur is already growing back on that place on my arm where they shaved me so they could do the blood test and put in the catheter. Oh that was such an awful experience and MAN! did it hurt!! I think from here on out I'll be extra sure to drink lots of water so I don't have to go through that again!!!

Lolo Lundi /Lolo Monday

Finally!! Mom has succeeded in unglue-ing herself for a few minutes from that ratty Ellwood who is sooooo demanding.

Finally!! A chance for me to sit on Mom's lap for a few minutes. Oh how I love Mom's lap!

WHAT? Did I just hear Tiny complain that she never gets to sit on Mom's lap? Oh, that is SO NOT TRUE!! Hey, I got to Mom's here first....

OK, fine, so let Tiny up here, too. I don't care as long as she doesn't bite me...

Well isn't that a fine how-do-you-do-and-thank-you! First, I agree to let Tiny share Mom's lap with me, then she starts complaining that I'm taking up the whole lap. Oh yeah, that's it, go and use the 'I'm sick so I deserve Mom's lap all to myself' whiney speech...

What? What's the matter now? No, I did not fart! Well, not really...well, maybe I did 'fluff' just a little...oh quit with the nasty faces. You do know that you could just get down (and leave Mom's lap all to me) if my 'fluffing' bothers you - haha!!

Sleepy Sunday

Yaaaawwwwwn!! This is me in my carrying bag. Mom takes me on all our walks in this which means when I am not actually walking, I'm in here. I like my bag (Mom made it just for me!!) and it even has pockets on the inside where there are poop bags and candy and toys. I like my bag so much that I don't mind sleeping in it even when we get home!!

Oh, Mom asked me to thank all of you for your nice thoughts and great ideas for helping the (bratty) cats drink more water. Tiny is feeling better, but now has to take antibiotics for at least 10 days....I wish I could have some, too!! (Actually, I don't even know what antibiotics are...are they tastey like dog treats??)

Sickly Saturday - Tiny

Hello All...no, I'm not wearing a skirt around my neck...certainly you recognise this soft funnel I'm wearing. I have to wear it because I'm not suppose to bite at my paw. Why? Well, the other day Mom noticed that I was having problems peeing so she kept a close eye on me especially after she saw blood in the litterbox...she managed to catch some of my pee then it and I had to go to the vet. At the vet they shaved my stomach and did an ultrasound. They saw that I have crystals in my bladder and that I am dehydrated so they put a catheter in my arm (which hurt like #$()*%!! so I nearly chewed a hole in that damn straightjacket they put me in) and have given me infusions. Today is my third day of having an antibiotic/saline cocktail infusion and I am feeling better. The doctor says I have to drink more water...but I'm NOT THIRSTY!!

And as if that isn't enough, the little twerp Ellwood is in the other room laughing at me for wearing a skirt around my neck. Haha very funny. I sure would like to put something around his neck.... and it isn't a skirt.