Hi there folks! My name is Lautrec and today I am going to show you a brand spanking new product that has JUST come out on the market and is only available here at 'Wegotwhatchawant'. Follow me please...
Here, ladycats and gentcats, is the fabulous Tummy and Back Scratcher!!
Yep, all you have to do is lie down on this exceptionally well-constructed brush bed and wiggle around for a delightful tummy scratching. For an excellent back massage, just roll over on your back and pretend that you are wrestling with your favourite enemy! Otherwise, if you just lie here like I am, you can knead the Tummy and Back Scratcher (registered trademark pending) and it will give you a faaaabulous paw massage!!
REMEMBER: You saw it here. You can only see it here. You want one!! Contact us now at Wegotwhatchawant.abc.def/brushbed/LOLo to order yours...you won't regret owning one...I sure don't!! Oh! I see the computer screen from here and it looks like we already have our first buyer! Don't forget - order soon because supplies are limited!!