TINY: Weezizin!! (We are in!) Yep! Sammy and Andy sent us our official Kool Seniors Kitty Klub badges and I am so excited because now we can get into the movies for half-price, and into all museums and concerts for half the normal cost!! Isn't it great? And maybe, just maybe, now, when we hop on the bus, people will give up their seats for us. Up until now, no one wants to believe that we are Senior Kitties so we have had to pay full price for movies and never does anyone relinquish their seat on the bus or metro for us...ahhh, but now, all that will changed.
LAUTREC: Tiny, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? We NEVER take the bus, we NEVER go to the movies...have you LOST YOUR MIND?
TINY: Hmm. I guess that's true...so what ARE the advantages of being in the Kool Seniors Kitty Klub?
LAUTREC: I would say the advantages are that you now have other senior kitty buddies to chat about various problems...you know, like MEMORY LOSS and well, my personal favourite, the NEED FOR MORE SLEEP, and so on. We could ask some of our fellow seniors if they notice any problems of going soft the brain...sort of like you have...soft...in the brain.
TINY: WHAT? ME? GETTING SOFT IN THE BRAIN?
LAUTREC: You, baby. You. Look at this picture...I was sitting by myself next to Mom when you came along and SAT ON TOP OF ME. Tiny, you don't like me...why on earth would you choose to sit on me? Softening. That's the only thing I can come up with. Your brain is going soft and finally you are coming to the realisation that I am a loveable, good guy that you just can't live without. That explains why you are always in close proximity to me. Soft.
TINY: Ha, you wish!! You were there and I wanted to sit near Mom, NOT YOU, but you wouldn't move so, well, I SAT ON YOU!! haha! Thanks for being my pillow, fella!
Can anyone help us out here? Have any of our senior buddies had this kind of experience? Please let us know. SO I CAN GET TINY OFF MY BACK!!