Monday, 30 December 2013

How to kill Santa Claus, by Ellwood

 Here's how its done:

 You GRAB it with your teeth and SLING it in the air, 
then you KICK it with your back paws...

 PULL at its hat really hard...

 and CHEW on the top of the hat just for good measure...

And VOILA, you've killed Santa Claus!!
Oh! What? 
I wasn't supposed to do that?
Oops!! Sorry, Santa!!

9 comments:

Robyn :) said...

Our doggie houseguest did the same thing with a stuffed possum!!!!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...just make sure de man in red dee livered de goods ta yur house furst !!! happee holly days ta everee one and grate 2014 !!!

Kjelle Bus said...

Oh Nooz !
Who is now give us CATmas pressies , next year ?!

Sparkle said...

When I was a kitten, I had a Santa toy that the dog here destroyed. :-(

The Island Cats said...

Oh no! You really deaded him, Elwood.

Prancer Pie said...

HahahaMeow! >>snort<<

da tabbies o trout towne said...

happee 2014 guyz….heerz ta happee nezz, health, loves N hope two nite ya get sum high qualitee grazz N nip N hope ya findz a donut shoppe open round 3:18 AM when ya haz de muncheez !!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

It looks to us, Ellwood, as those you've shaved and scalped him. You quite sure you actually killed him? What about gifts next Christmas???

Woofs,
Tommy

Cory said...

Good thing Santa came to our house before you killed him....but what about next year???? Can you maybe put him back together???