BUSTED!!

So here's my story - the official version:

Mom was out with the dogs. I was minding my business in Mom's studio when a very strangely appealing odor CALLED me from the depths of one of Mom's desk drawers.

I tried to ignore it, but it kept on calling me. So I did some snoopin' around (I'm a mega-good snooper!) and after some serious digging in that drawer, I found what was calling me: A HUGE BAG OF PREMIUM QUALITY NIP!!

Of course, I'm just a kid (we will be only 6 months old on Friday) and I don't know anything about kitty drugs so I seriously had NO CLUE that this stuff that was calling to me was some kind of drug. All I know is that it told me to take the whole package and rip it open ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!

So I did...

 And suddenly, I was teleported to heaven!! HEHHHHH-VINNNN!!

 And all I wanted to do was roll and roll...

 ...and smell and roll and get that marvelous heaven ALL OVER ME!!

 Yes!!!

 I was just SOOOOO HAPPY I wanted to bite anything!

But that was about the moment that Mom walked into the room....

...I thought Mom was going to explode, but then she just started laughing.

Whatever.....Dude.