Wednesday, 22 August 2012

BUSTED!!

So here's my story - the official version:
Mom was out with the dogs. I was minding my business in Mom's studio when a very strangely appealing odor CALLED me from the depths of one of Mom's desk drawers.
I tried to ignore it, but it kept on calling me. So I did some snoopin' around (I'm a mega-good snooper!) and after some serious digging in that drawer, I found what was calling me: A HUGE BAG OF PREMIUM QUALITY NIP!!
Of course, I'm just a kid (we will be only 6 months old on Friday) and I don't know anything about kitty drugs so I seriously had NO CLUE that this stuff that was calling to me was some kind of drug. All I know is that it told me to take the whole package and rip it open ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!

So I did...
 And suddenly, I was teleported to heaven!! HEHHHHH-VINNNN!!

 And all I wanted to do was roll and roll...

 ...and smell and roll and get that marvelous heaven ALL OVER ME!!

 Yes!!!

 I was just SOOOOO HAPPY I wanted to bite anything!

But that was about the moment that Mom walked into the room....
...I thought Mom was going to explode, but then she just started laughing.
Whatever.....Dude.

13 comments:

TK and Squashies said...

Oh Good Job! Seriously! Good JOB... Dood!

FURKIDSMOM said...

Pawsome!!!

The Florida Furkids

Sparkle said...

Well, some kitties start in with the nip earlier than others...

Stacy Hurt said...

*tsk*tsk*tsk*

see, this is what happens when you don't talk to your kittehs about nip!

heehee

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Ahem... just on of you? Where was the other, then????

Prancer Pie said...

MOL! First it's nip, then they're on to stronger things like, silvervine and valerian. What a shame. HaHaMeow!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh way excellent!

Cory said...

Woo hoo! Nip bath!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Ooooh how fabulous!

meowmeowmans said...

Nothing wrong with that! Nip is awesome, isn't it?!

Iva said...

Happy half-birthday to you, happy half-birthday to you, happy half-birthday to you E-man and Chochoooo, happy half-birthday to you munchkins !!!!! GREAAAAT : CAT-HASH PARTYYYYYYY ???? Are we invited????? :-P

Au and Target said...

Wow, you are one clever kitty! Any left?

Repositório said...

So cute!
Have a great week!