How to Grow a Cat in a Clay Flower Pot
First, take a rather large clay pot and add a layer of good dirt. Then, place the pot in a warm, sunny spot preferably on a terrace or somewhere where birds sing and the wind makes music as it glides through trees.
Warning: Do NOT water. Growing cats in pots does not necessitate water!!
Once you have done the above, sit back and watch kitty grow.
It's like MAGIC!!
You have grown a cat!!
(See? Wasn't that easy!?)