I realise that this video looks REALLY incriminating, but I have you know:
I AM NOT A WHINER.
Well, not always.
Mom and I took a little walk in the forest on the edge of our property and though I have gone there lots and lots of times, sometimes I get just a little 'irritated'. Weeelllll, tell me that YOU like it when your paws get dirty...or having all those forest plants tickling your tummy and toes. (Sometimes when I go into the forest I feel like things are crawling all over me and it just flips me out!) Having Mom nearby always makes me feel so much better.
Oh shut up you.