Thursday, 24 March 2011

Gardening Thursday - SOFG - AND WENDY'S LOL BLOG!!


Hi Efurryone, Lolo here a.k.a. 'Chief Air Quality Control Inspector'

Today, before any real gardening work can be started, I must first make sure that the air in our garden is up to snuff. Believe me, this is no easy job! Checking the air's quality is a complex science which requires an excellent schnoz and patience. Luckily. I have both. Oh and I MUST follow all the steps in a strict order...

First I must smell the air while in a sitting position....

..then I must lie down and take a mid-level sample of the air...

...then it is crucial that I lie down flat on the ground and take and air sample it from shoulder height...

Then, I must lift my head high and close my eyes while taking deep breaths.
These actions must be repeated several times.

Also, it is important that I check my surroundings for vegetation.
(Being the romantic fella that I am, I promptly dedicated this lovely daisy to my beautiful, sweet girlcat, AttieCattie)

And note any decaying matter.

Finally, I must get as close as I can to the ground so that I can be at one with my surroundings with every part of my being...only then can I be sure that the air in my garden is of the highest quality.

Once I have judged the garden air to be in line with my extremely high standards (Note: it could take several hours to confirm this), I call on the lesser beings to come and do the easy work (digging and gathering).


If you would also like to be a part of the Society of Feline Gardeners,
please contact JONESIE.
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NEWS FLASH!!!
WE'VE BEEN LOL'D BY WENDY!!!
Check out Wendy's LOL blog...she is hilarious!!
Today, she has featured us!! (yes, we are blushing!)
Go HERE to see all sorts of funnies!!

14 comments:

Kea said...

You crack us up, Lautrec! We love how you check for air quality--we see it's a very arduous job indeed!

P.S. You had a daisy in bloom! Holy cod! We had -12 C wind chill today and you have daisies in bloom!

-Fuzzy Tales

The Island Cats said...

You are a good air checker, Lautrec! No bad air is gonna get by you!!

AttieCattie said...

Ahem, isn't that MINE daisy??? Handsome mancat sniffing around teh garden, keep watch over that little flower for me!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

"the lesser beings" too funny!! I would say you have your air quality control job purrfectly under control!

Brian said...

That's some really professional whiffin!!! Hey, saw you over at Wendy's, way cool gang!!!

Katnip Lounge said...

Lolo, you have a most superior snooter. We will study your technique closely!

Au and Target said...

Lautrec, that hooter is a monument to your face. You can be our air quality checker anytime.

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

We saw your LOL's at Wendy's LOL Spot!! They were the best!!
Howdy from your TX furiends,

Sparkle said...

Lolo, you are a master gardener!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Looks like yoo were having a ZEN moment in yoor garden! MOL! We're heading over to Wendy's now!

CCL Wendy said...

I'm so happy that you liked your LOLs! Thanks for the News Flash!

Lolo certainly is very thorough in checking out the state of the garden. It's good to be in charge 'cause that way you don't have to actually do any work! He's very smart that way.

By the way, now that you've been LOL'd, you're fair game from now on. You never know when one of your bad cats or mean dog will show up on the LOLSpot again.

Also, I have a badge on the LOLSpot sidebar which you are welcome to copy and post on your blog now that you've been LOL'd.

Iva said...

Gee - just one thing - YOU MADE OUR DAY y´all involved - THUMBS UP. Thank you and have all very lovely day. Iva and Kiara

Ginger Jasper said...

I saw you at Wendy's and what a fabulous job she did, I laughed so much. Wendy is super at the LOl and I just love how she comes up with just the caption for the pictures. I love the space you have and think you have got the inspection just right . would leave all the hard work to the humans too. Hugs GJ x

HubbleSpacePaws said...

Lautrec, Tiny, Elwood... pleased to make your acquaintance. We saw you at Wendy's and thought we'd pop by to say hello!

You have an amazing garden! We felt relaxed just viewing it... but I'm guessing it's not quite so relaxing for your humans! ;-)