Hi Efurryone, Lolo here a.k.a. 'Chief Air Quality Control Inspector'
Today, before any real gardening work can be started, I must first make sure that the air in our garden is up to snuff. Believe me, this is no easy job! Checking the air's quality is a complex science which requires an excellent schnoz and patience. Luckily. I have both. Oh and I MUST follow all the steps in a strict order...
First I must smell the air while in a sitting position....
..then I must lie down and take a mid-level sample of the air...
...then it is crucial that I lie down flat on the ground and take and air sample it from shoulder height...
Then, I must lift my head high and close my eyes while taking deep breaths.
These actions must be repeated several times.
Also, it is important that I check my surroundings for vegetation.
(Being the romantic fella that I am, I promptly dedicated this lovely daisy to my beautiful, sweet girlcat, AttieCattie)
And note any decaying matter.
Finally, I must get as close as I can to the ground so that I can be at one with my surroundings with every part of my being...only then can I be sure that the air in my garden is of the highest quality.
Once I have judged the garden air to be in line with my extremely high standards (Note: it could take several hours to confirm this), I call on the lesser beings to come and do the easy work (digging and gathering).
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