Hey all you hot mancats out there, I'm appealing to you for some advice.
You know, advice about the ladies....
...except that my situation is a BIT different...
You see, I've got this girl that is sooo crazy about me that she is nearly glued to me...
And she loves to snuggle up to me as soon as I lay down. And that would be fine..
IF SHE WERE A CAT!!
I means SERIOUSLY!! I would have no problems if she was a tabby or a calico or a persian or a tuxedo kitty or any of a whole bunch of kinds of kitties...
...but this girl is A DOG!!! A REAL, barking dog (but she is kinda cute!!).
What CAN I do? She will lay down next to me, pretend to sleep, roll over on her back, then BAMMMM!! Out of the blue,
she'll PLANT a big slobbery kiss on me.
EWWWWW!
EWWW, EWWWW, EWWWWWW!!
H E L P ! ! ! !