THIEVES!
DAWGS ARE THIEVES!!
THESE DAWGS ARE THIEVES!!!
GINGER AND ELLWOOD ARE THIEVING DAWGS!!!
What am I talking about?
Well, just LOOK what they are sitting on...go on, scroll back up and look at what they have their big, hairy, THIEVING dawg bottoms on....
OUR GREEN BENCH!!
THEY HAVE STOLEN OUR GREEN BENCH!
That was OUR green bench before they came along.
Just to prove it, here are some old pictures of us on OUR GREEN BENCH:
Me and Tiny on OUR green bench
Me, on OUR green bench
Me again, on OUR green bench
Tiny, on OUR green bench
And I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture(s)
(but just in case you didn't)
DAWGS ARE THIEVES!!
---PSSTTT!! I shouldn't tell you this, but our Dad calls thieves 'Steves' because he always gets confused between someone who STEALS and someone who is a THIEF, so somehow he got it mixed up that they are 'Steves'. We can forgive him for this because Dad's first language is not English nor is it his second, it is his fourth. And anyone named Steve should know to not be insulted!---
