Tiny's Tuesday - overcoming 'The Fear'

It's true! I think I'm overcoming 'The Fear'...you know, of the 'Trooder'...I actually walked to the pond today!! Yep!! I did it! Lautrec was with me and so was Mom so I felt more secure...

Lautrec has been so sweet...(I can't BELIEVE I'm saying that!!)...he kept me company today when I went all the way to the pond. He even watched out for the Trooder with me.

What was that??

Lautrec: Relax Tiny, I'm watching out for that Trooder..he wouldn't dare come anywhere close to you while I'm here...and while Mom is here.

You're probably right, but I think I'll get back to the house now...

Back but just for today..

Hi Everyone!!! Tiny here. We are momentarily back from our blackout. No, actually, we weren't on holiday, but we had to stop because Mom had an eye operation and didn't want to work on the computer for a while AND the flashy beast got really sick the day before Mom's eye operation and Mom only got a new flashy beast a day ago. To be honest, we kinda enjoyed the flashless days, but we were missing all of you.

Hey People!! Lautrec here! Though Tiny can give me a headache sometimes, I have to say that lately I have been much nicer to her because while we have been 'off the air' Tiny was attacked several times IN OUR GARDEN by an introoder, and now she is so scared to be outside that she only spends a few minutes a day outside and if, during those few minutes, she hears a strange sound, she gets worried right away and looks nervous and most often runs back in the house. Poor Tiny.

I have been doing my best to keep an eye out for that dang Introoder.

I know I couldn't be tough on the Introoder (I'm a marshmallow, don't forget!!), but at least I can give Tiny a warning so she has time to run into the house. Would you believe that that nasty Introoder even came up and attacked Tiny once while she was just sleeping on a chair outside??!! Horrible, mean, beasty Introoder! You can bet that Mom is now on the lookout for that meanie...she keeps a small stone in her pocket to throw at it if ever she sees it so that just shows you how mean it is because Mom loves cats and would never hurt one, but she doesn't like how this Introoder is just attacking Tiny for no reason...that is just WRONG!!

Oh, NOW we really are going on holiday because this week 8 beans will be coming to visit us and Mom doesn't think that with all those beans in the house she will have time to help us with our blog. We're REALLY sorry, but we promise to be back at the beginning of August. Speaking of which, isn't the summer just flyyyyyying by?? I have to go take a nap and soak in all the summer that I can before Winter gets here...which will certainly be too soon!

Introoder?

WHOA!!! Who is that? Who IS that? Is that that stinky INTROODER??? Boy, if it is, I'm going to kick some big-time Introoder bottom...dang, I can't see a THING...I have to get closer...(ha! maybe I should just get glasses instead)...WHO COULD IT BE??

Oh this is making me crazy! Who IS that? Who would dare sit in MY garden? Hey, Introoder-boy...if that is you, you better start running 'cuz I'm gonna getchur furry backside! Hmm, I'll get just a little bit closer...

Why isn't he running away yet? Wait, that colour looks familiar...and those ears...

Oh, MAN! It's just Lautrec!! Pfffft! OK, that's it...I'm getting glasses!

Geez Tiny, after all these years and you STILL can't tell when it's me? Listen lady, don't get yourself all fluffed up over the Introoder situation...soon it will be under control...I promise! You see, since I posted about the (real! ahem!) Introoder that I smelled the other day, all of our blog friends have offered to come over and help us chase him off. Soon we won't have to worry anymore. BUT! We will need to stock up on a ton of nip, chicken, salmon, ham and lots and lots of kitty litter before everyone gets here!!!

Lolo Lundi/Lolo Monday - An Introoder!

INTROOOOODER ALERT!! INTROOOOODER ALERT!!!

I have just come across signs of introooosion in my..MY..garden and I am not happy about it at all. NOPE, NOT HAPPY AT ALL.

And don't tell me to relax!! This is a serious matter...do you smell this?

WHO does that introoder think he is to come here and do his mark(et)ing? (Mom calls it 'marketing' when I go around the garden and 'mark'...hahaha!) Only I, ME, LAUTREC can mark here.

That does it..I've decided that I am now going to stand watch over house and garden and if I see that introoder come, well, I will...uh....I will....uh...I will call Tiny and SHE will show him what a mistake he's making!! Yeah!! SHE will smack his sorry furry behind right out of the ballpark!! Hahahaha!!

Weebebad!!!Weezdabadcats!!