...and people think I am angry, but really, I'm not!! I am almost never angry. The real reason I have this smirk on my face is because I am missing my top left fang. Yep...it's gone. Where? I planted it in the bottom of a mean ol' beastie cat that was in our garden. I didn't WANT to do it, but there I was just minding my own business IN MY OWN GARDEN then suddenly this blur of black and white is on top of me and....well, I bit him in the bum then I ran like crazy!! When I finally calmed down, I found that I had a mouthful of black and white furr and was missing one of my beautiful long top fangs.
Now, whenever I get a bit chatty (please! I AM SIAMESE!), my lip doesn't have time to go down over my lower fang so it ends up getting stuck on it and you have me looking like I want to bite you. But my biting days are over...I assure you!! (Unless you are that black and white beastie in my garden again... if you are, watch out because I have another fang for that monochrome bottom of yours!!)
P.S. Ever since I lost my fang, my Mom thinks I like it when she sings: 'Wild Fang, you make my heart sang...'. I have to admit that I kinda do...it makes me feel special.
