So here's my story - the official version:
Mom was out with the dogs. I was minding my business in Mom's studio when a very strangely appealing odor CALLED me from the depths of one of Mom's desk drawers.
I tried to ignore it, but it kept on calling me. So I did some snoopin' around (I'm a mega-good snooper!) and after some serious digging in that drawer, I found what was calling me: A HUGE BAG OF PREMIUM QUALITY NIP!!
Of course, I'm just a kid (we will be only 6 months old on Friday) and I don't know anything about kitty drugs so I seriously had NO CLUE that this stuff that was calling to me was some kind of drug. All I know is that it told me to take the whole package and rip it open ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!
So I did...
And suddenly, I was teleported to heaven!! HEHHHHH-VINNNN!!
And all I wanted to do was roll and roll...
...and smell and roll and get that marvelous heaven ALL OVER ME!!
I was just SOOOOO HAPPY I wanted to bite anything!
But that was about the moment that Mom walked into the room....
...I thought Mom was going to explode, but then she just started laughing.